Getting better now...

I came out of my good friend's blog a very tickled person. Nick Doray--an extremely atypical, Singapore hating, chinaman disliking, opinionated, and half chinese half indian thambi--seeks to take the world by storm by showing all of us heathens the error of our ways. And by 'us' I mean any poor pathetic soul that does not subscribe to his brand of philosophy. That aside... I must thank him for teaching me a new phrase on this glorious day.

In a particularly dangerous experiment, our brave hero, who is parading in India, decided to test the purity of New Delhi tap water via stomach. Needless to say, the populace of Delhi was aghast with shock and awed with admiration for such a magnificent display of stupidity. I'd have been there shaking my fist saying, "Dey! You're Crazy Dey!" But don't be fooled, our hero is not easily thwarted or distracted from his singleminded purpose of literally taking all the shit for his people. In total he drank one glass, and one 2-litre bottle of fresh New Delhi tap water...

*Controls laughter and forces it deep down so as to observe a moment of silence*

Explosive Dire Rear: Also known as EDR. A biological process by which two or more reacting substances in a person's GI tract violently combust, releasing vast amounts of kinetic energy, liquid, and flatulence. Not to be confused with run-of-the-mill lao sai. Tends to leave the patient weak and crawling, with the possibility of dehydration setting in.

*Release laughter*